Marijuana Bush
Hey ya’ll, for all those who don’t know me, I’m Marijuana Bush, the toughest n meanest agent south of the Sierra Nevada. With the help of cousin George, I’m ridding our fine nation from the scourge of evil. While he handles them terrorists, I’m having myself a mighty tough time dealing with them drug runners. It ain’t fair, he’s got a sharpshooter like Cheney, while I gotta take help from you!!